My husband sent this to me to cheer me up! Not sure what is funnier, each “class” or the fact that I should take most of them if it weren’t a joke! LOL!
MEN!
SO I hope you get a giggle.
PS I WILL be posting the coffee house cookie recipe today or tomorrow
Right now Im CLEARING out my stamp room to prepare for a HUGE sale here 😀
HUGE! Priced to GO!!!
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Spring Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, June 20, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation..
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Yelling About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined .
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy–Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven–What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
39 Responses for "Need a good laugh?"
Your husband is so halarious! These were great and so true. I’m sure you could issue a list for him at a later date. Thank you for sharing these. Have a wonderful day!
Thank you (and your husband) for the chuckle this morning. It’s rainy, wet and gloomy here in San Diego (go figure!) so I could use it. I’m planning the same spring cleaning venture and sale soon — let me know any of your secrets for fast and effortless work! Have a great day!!
OMG I laughed out loud..thanks for that!!!
Oh, these are so cute. I can think of several of those that apply to the men as well as a number of others. Have a great day.
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Those are funny.
BTW.. I worked last night on your Card Couture template I purchased yesterday. It was so fun. It’s nowhere as cute as the examples you and your design team made, but I was pretty happy. It was really fun. 🙂
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OMG too funny!
Thanx for the laugh it was needed desperately today. Tell your hubby thank you! Have a great day!
I actually need a few of those classes! LOL! Thanks for a funny this morning! Michelle
thanks for the pick me up this morning as always I sooo look forward to your blog with my morning coffee
wendy
Oh how funny!! I’m glad your husband gave this to you to cheer you up. I’ll have to copy this one. Thanks for the laugh. Alice R.
hehehe
Your husband has a great sense of humor and is almost as creative as you! I said almost!! Thanks for making me laugh this morning and I am passing this on as I know several other women that will split laughing. That pack a picnic template is just so adorable, it is beautiful just plain! I know you work hard on those templates and I just so appreciate them, thank you from my heart. Cheer up, this is the day that the Lord has made, rejoice and be glad in it!
This was excellent…I have one somewhere about the guys…I’ll see if I can find it, and send to you — you can send it to J as retaliation 😉 {{{HUGS}}} girlie — love you!
OMG..LOL!!!
Thank your husband for a good laugh this morning and thank you for sharing them with us!!
Hysterical! Will have to pass it on!
haaaaaaaaaa, that’s great! I def did laugh! TFS!
What a chuckle. Unfortunately there are several that I should take, how awful is that? Thanks for the laugh.
Laughing my tush off (oh how I wish that could be literal!! :>)!! Thanks for the humor, Lauren. This was a better pick me up than a cup of java this morning! Proof?? I read this around 9am and here it is, almost noon, and I still have not had that cup o’ joe!!! :>:> Although…….that will be coming in order to avoid the subsequent headache that would arrive forcing me to act out at least half of the actions that prompted that list of classes and make my kidlets want to call for help! :>:> Thanks! :>
OMG thank you so much for making me laugh so much today! That was PRICELESS!!!
Thanks for the laugh!
OMG! This was so hilarious I almost fell out of my chair laughing …. creativeness sure runs in the family! I gotta say, he wins hands down today with those classes!!!! Thanks for sharing the laughter!
Thanks Lauren! I loved the laugh! 🙂
Great stuff Lauren! I could take several of those classes! Thanks for the laugh! Kim S.
LOL! 😀
That was too funny. I immediately copied it and sent it to my husband. He thinks I need to sign up for the class on curling irons, soaps & shampoos, and shopping alone!
OMG–this is hilarious!
The list is toooo funny. I also could take most of them. Thank your husband for starting my day on a high note.
Enjoy your day.
on the floor over here….especially with Class 9 …. like your husband’s sense of humor….
He’s a character that Jay! These made me laugh too!
Thanks for the recipe – can’t wait to see what you’re purging! Any chance they’re are Billy’s or Lily’s in there???
Oh my goodness. This is way too funny. Jay has a great sense of humor. Remind him payback is yours though. 🙂 Thanks for the laugh & the smile. I really needed it today.
I have tears running down my cheeks I was laughing so hard.
Thank you, and your hubby, for that. 🙂
It’s good to laugh after a LONG day.
These are so Funny…
Thanks for the laugh 🙂
I think they should offer classes for men as well. Like: If you can find your way without directions, learning how to find a kitchen. Or, Bandsaw, drill, router, washing machine–using them all to make your life better. Or, Botany for guys: How to discern between weeds and blooms, learning the signs of plant dehydration and death.
I did enjoy the class list, I’m still giggling. Thanks for sharing.
Those were way too funny…he’s hysterical. My late husband and I used to laugh a lot too, and I miss that the most!!! Keep the humor, most essential in life, as you well know.
Lauren, I saw your video demo on airbrushing, and you used just the top with a 180 air can…I was under the impression that could only be used with the D-60 can. So it will work with the others, huh??????
I would like to buy the two sets of perfect layers for two of my dear friends. Thanks for the funnys this morning.
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